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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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