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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day. But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess. Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me: Mother: "You know Mike, I was thinking and out of all my sons, you never called me on Mothers Day!" Me: "You know Mom, I was thinking, and out of all my mothers, you never called me on SON-day!" Something like this is bound to make her smile and forget, worked with my Mom!
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