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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 56.32 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.31 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
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has 56.29 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, little Johnny, teacher
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