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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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