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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, geek, hospital
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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