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"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
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Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, Thanksgiving
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Q: Why do horny women order at Subway? A: Footlongs.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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