A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she's going.
"To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free."
The man started packing his bags.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"I'm going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year."
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache."
The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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