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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
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has 56.27 % from 727 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, women
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.26 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: gay
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall." The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fart, kids, little Johnny, school, teacher
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
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