Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
‘Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help me?!’ ‘No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!’
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.