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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
‘Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help me?!’ ‘No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!’
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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has 56.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: cop, IT
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.05 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: military, work
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