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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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