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Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: school
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back." Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you." The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?" To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: car, death, heaven, marriage, wedding
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, women
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time, wife
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.10 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.08 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house like he used to. When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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has 56.08 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage, medical, wife, work
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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has 56.08 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: sex
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