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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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