It gives me a solution to this whole inner city gang problem that we seem to be having.
I just got to get some people behind me, right?
I think we need about 20 or 25 grandmothers, give them all belts and do one big drive-by whupping on these kids.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Vote:
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’