Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.