Best jokes ever

It gives me a solution to this whole inner city gang problem that we seem to be having. I just got to get some people behind me, right? I think we need about 20 or 25 grandmothers, give them all belts and do one big drive-by whupping on these kids.
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cop, dating, husband, old people, ugly
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Vote:
has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
Vote:
has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Vote:
has 60.72 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Vote:
has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Vote:
has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Vote:
has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
<<<742743744745
More jokes →
Page 742 of 1391.