A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.