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Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Sthi Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol. After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again. He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground. His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him, "Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?"
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