Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?" "Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.