When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
A: An e-mergency.
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive?
A: OxFord.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Hot Shot Rookie A rookie patrol officer stopped a car for speeding.
The driver asked, "Gee officer can't you just give me a warning"?
The officer said,"Sure".
He stepped back, drew his .357 magnum and fired a shot across the hood of the car.
"Anything else?" said the rookie.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.