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What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: gay
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.00 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
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has 55.96 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, student, teacher
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
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