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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Hot Shot Rookie A rookie patrol officer stopped a car for speeding. The driver asked, "Gee officer can't you just give me a warning"? The officer said,"Sure". He stepped back, drew his .357 magnum and fired a shot across the hood of the car. "Anything else?" said the rookie.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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