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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, drug, money, tax
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 56.04 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 55.98 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
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