Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.