Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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