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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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