Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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