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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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