Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf