Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.