Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.