Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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