Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
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Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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