Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.