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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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