Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher.
"What did you make of the new English teacher?"
"Burgers, ma'am."
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives.
They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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