When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Vote:
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Vote:
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.