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Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding. The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!" The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!" The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady." The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law. The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt. The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt." Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up". Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?" "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK," the wife states.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, travel, wife
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, kids
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