Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.