Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.