What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
Vote:
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
Vote:
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.