Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?"
Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour."
Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
A man fell out of a tenth-story window.
He's lying on the ground with a big crowd around him.
A cop walks over and says, "What happened?"
The guy says, "I don't know, I just got here."
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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