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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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