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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 55.86 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 55.84 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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