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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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