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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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