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The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
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has 56.08 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, sex
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore." Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
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has 56.07 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.05 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: military, work
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