Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.
So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit.
It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.
On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"
The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"