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Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 55.11 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island and wishes to go home. POOF!He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is."Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
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has 55.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, stupid
On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends. He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped." A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape. When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, cop, friendship
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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Fart Glossary: ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".
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