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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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