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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?" Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she's going. "To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free." The man started packing his bags. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I'm going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year."
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
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