What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.
Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more.
Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.
Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well!
Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!"
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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