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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: divorce, money
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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