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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister,” exclaimed the telephone lineman, “I was at the top of the pole!”
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women, work
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, football
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