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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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