When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.