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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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