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Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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