Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.