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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 55.86 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 55.82 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.79 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
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has 55.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, sex
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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