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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?" Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
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has 55.71 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she's going. "To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free." The man started packing his bags. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I'm going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year."
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: game
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