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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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When chemist die, they barium.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 55.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
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