Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.