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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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