Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."