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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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