The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.