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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Sthi Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol. After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again. He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground. His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him, "Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, wife
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dad, sport
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, elephant, time
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