Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?
I married my wife for her money.
And believe me, I’ve earned it.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honour.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
"Professional courtesy."
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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