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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong? Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: divorce, money
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
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