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Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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