One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?
Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.
Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more.
Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.
Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well!
Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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