Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.