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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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Why does Santa have such a big sac? Because he only cums once a year
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It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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