Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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