Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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