Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.