Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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