Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.