Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.