Joke #10805

Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Vote: has 79.27 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Vote: has 80.88 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Vote: has 58.98 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game