Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.