Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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