Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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