Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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