Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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