Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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