Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.