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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes. He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment. After they've had some fun, he realizes it's 3 a.m. and says, "My wife's going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?" The woman gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs on his hands and then goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and screeches, "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, "You liar! You went bowling again!"
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has 55.22 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, wife, women
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 55.22 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 55.21 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: women
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
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