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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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