The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.