Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss?
A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college.
Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Peter: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?
A zipper!
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.