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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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