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Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong? Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Sthi Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol. After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again. He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground. His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him, "Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?"
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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