Best jokes ever

How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, money
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, music, teacher
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: school
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: birthday, blonde
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, disgusting
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog