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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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