Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. "But how am I going to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day." "And that would do it?" the surprised wife wonders. "Well," answers the husband, "it sure did work on your behind!"
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?" Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!