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Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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has 54.81 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
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