Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia.
Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family.
The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/
Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup.
The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out.
One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder.
Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water.
However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting.
The family still eats it though just to be polite.
A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"