Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
Vote:
Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
