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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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has 55.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: math
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. "But how am I going to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day." "And that would do it?" the surprised wife wonders. "Well," answers the husband, "it sure did work on your behind!"
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?" Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
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has 55.13 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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