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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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