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A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, work
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"
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has 55.10 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 55.09 % from 682 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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