Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.