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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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