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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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