What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.