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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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