Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low."
"Pick up bread. We be back."
Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.