Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me. 
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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