Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Q: How do you be pro in clash royale?
A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first Blonde hands her the compact.
She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?"
"Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us."
Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"