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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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