Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
