Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo