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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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A man wakes up after spending 20 years in a coma. One of the first things he does is ring his stockbroker. ‘Your assets have increased considerably,’ says the stockbroker. ‘The £20,000 you had invested with us is now worth £20 million.’ ‘That’s fantastic,’ says the man. Just then the phone starts bleeping and a recorded voice interrupts, ‘To continue this conversation please insert another £500,000.’
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, winter
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
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