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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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