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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
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