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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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