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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates are cheaper!"
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 54.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kitty, nerd
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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‘My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.’
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