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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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My wife asked if I would give it to her "doggy style." So I took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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