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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence?
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, love
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back. "You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
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