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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dating, men
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 54.37 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.34 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 54.34 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
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