Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back. "You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."