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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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