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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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‘My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.’
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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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