Lawyer: ‘Let me give you my honest opinion.’
Client: ‘No, no. I’m paying for professional advice.’
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.