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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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