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A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The sandpaper goes "Just something to take the edge off"
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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