Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris made time wait.