Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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