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Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 54.41 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.40 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
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has 54.38 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, time
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.36 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 54.34 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 54.33 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 54.33 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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