I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.