I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.