I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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