I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.