Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.