I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.