What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why does ET have such big eyes?
He saw the phone bill.
Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!