Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?"
"Alzheimer, granny!"
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that!
What's the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is...**I have a headache** and the other story is **It's that time of the month!** "
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"