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If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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