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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: easter
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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