If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything.
Son: Really dad, are you sure?
Father: I'm certain.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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