Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.