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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah’s ark. On the way home, Willy asked, “Do you think Noah did much fishing?” “How could he?” said Billy. “He only had two worms”. The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!” The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
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