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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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