Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.