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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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