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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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