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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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