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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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