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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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