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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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