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Andrew went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: "Unbuckle your shirt." And so he did, revealing his curly, gray hair of his chest. "These gray hair is quite a nice proof for me," she said and continued with his application form. When Andrew went home, he said to his wife what had happened. "You should have taken your pants off," she said, "Maybe you would have taken disability pension too!"
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, money, wife, women
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.44 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
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has 53.37 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.37 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 53.36 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is screwing a horse."
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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