What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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