Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.