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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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