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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, health
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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