Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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