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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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