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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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