What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.