I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
