Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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