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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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