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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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