When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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