Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives.
They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Vote:
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.