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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 53.03 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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