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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, "We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?" "Go ahead," said the doctor. They made love. "You are making love perfectly," the doctor said. "That will be $10." They came back six weeks in a row and did the same thing. On the seventh visit the doctor said, "What are you coming here like this for - I told you that you are making love properly!" "She can't come to my house," said the man, "and I can't go to her house. A motel costs $20. You charge us $10 and we get $8 back from Medicare."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: doctor, love, money, old people
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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has 53.60 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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