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What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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