What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
I love math - it makes people cry.