Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience.
Between five it’s fantastic!’
Woody Allen
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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