Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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