Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.