Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.