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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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