Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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