Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.