Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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