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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
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Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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Phone talk: "Is your boss there?" "No, he left on a trip." "A recovery trip, huh?" "I don’t think so... He took his wife with him!"
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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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