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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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