Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."