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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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