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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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