What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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