Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!