Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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