Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!