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Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy asks, "What's that?" The first guy says, "I am a Single, New Age Guy." Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK." A lady asks, "What's that?" He says, "Double Income, No Kids." The lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE." Larry asks, "A WIFE?" Gertrude says, "Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
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has 52.55 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: marriage
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
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has 52.52 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: sex
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, wife
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day' in all my life!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, life, marriage, time
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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