Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt that Venus
was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handfull of goo
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive?
A brown Probe!
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!