Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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