Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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