Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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