Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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