Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Water gets Chuck Norris.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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