Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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