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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office.
The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."
The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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How is parsley like pubic hair?
You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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