Best jokes ever

What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
<<<842843844845
More jokes →
Page 842 of 1427.