Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.