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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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