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Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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