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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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