What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.