Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.