Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.