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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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