Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<840841842843
More jokes →
Page 840 of 1429.