Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.