Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.