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How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 52.03 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: gay
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 52.00 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.99 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My best friend ran away with my wife. It's only been three days and I really miss him.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 51.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.87 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
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