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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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