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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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