Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.
One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.”
“Just use the copier machine paper,” replied the other secretary.
With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.