After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979."
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.