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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything. Son: Really dad, are you sure? Father: I'm certain.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary. It's called "Jackasspirin."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, wife
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
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