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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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