Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.