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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Hot Shot Rookie A rookie patrol officer stopped a car for speeding. The driver asked, "Gee officer can't you just give me a warning"? The officer said,"Sure". He stepped back, drew his .357 magnum and fired a shot across the hood of the car. "Anything else?" said the rookie.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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