This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Q: Who invented viagra?
A: Mr Hardick of course!
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.