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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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