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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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