They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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