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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the penis with a bottle. The first drunk shouts, ‘Hit it again! It just bit me!’
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