Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "Youre already out of your head."
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.