Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.