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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.86 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.83 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.82 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: ‘If you were my husband I’d poison your brandy.’ Churchill: ‘If you were my wife I’d drink it.’
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god
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