Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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