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Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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