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Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.63 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "Youre already out of your head."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
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