Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!