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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where your going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people are leaving.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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