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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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Q: Who invented viagra? A: Mr Hardick of course!
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? simple it is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!!
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has 51.69 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wedding
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: husband, money, wife
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