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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.63 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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