There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk