What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.