Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary.
It's called "Jackasspirin."
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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