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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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