Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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