Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary.
It's called "Jackasspirin."
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery.
They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people:
"who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!"
Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt.
Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground.
Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?"
The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"